Services

• Large Cats

  Large Cats require food. This is where the payment comes in. They have to eat something. We reccomend that these souls are not your relatives.

  Pricing: 10-15 Souls

• Home Cats

  Theses fellas are gonna live with you. Therefore, you should be prepared to kill in order to satiate the needs of your new master and savior.

  Pricing: 1 Lifetime of Servitude to the Goddess Bast

• Kittens

  These guys are so cute. If you hurt them, or they are unhappy in any way, I will literally find you and kill you. Never ever disrespect these kittens, EVER. I will literally destroy you.

  Pricing: Slavery